its 2 oclock in the morning, and I'm on my 2nd mug of coffee.

Dearest Bed,

I really do miss you, honestly.

But unfortunately, I have been kidnapped by that evil fiend, Uni Work.

I know what you're thinking, Bed. "Oh no, Not him again!"

But I must pay a 4,000 word ransom before I am set free,

and seeing as you, bed, cannot write, it falls to me to deliver myself.

All I ask is that you wait for me to return to you.

Lots of Love

Claire

xxx