its 2 oclock in the morning, and I'm on my 2nd mug of coffee.

Dearest Bed,

I really do miss you, honestly.

But unfortunately, I have been kidnapped by that evil fiend, Uni Work.

I know what you're thinking, Bed. "Oh no, Not him again!"

But I must pay a 4,000 word ransom before I am set free,

and seeing as you, bed, cannot write, it falls to me to deliver myself.

All I ask is that you wait for me to return to you.

Lots of Love

Claire

xxx

my newest challenge!!!

Here is a challenge for you.

Well its more about you helping me fulfill a challenge for myself...

basically, i want to learn 100 poems in a year.

of by heart so that I can recite them

the only trouble is...

what poems??

which is where you come in

comment me with poems that you think i could learn- none of this paradise lost stuff, be reasonable with me!!

here's a snippet of the poems I've already got on the list, feel free to send me your suggestions! Many thanks

Sonnet 130, 116, and 18- William Shakespeare

Valentine-Carol Ann Duffy

Words-Sylvia Plath

She Walks in Beauty- Byron

As Kingfishers Catch Fire, and The Windhover- Hopkins

let me know guys :D

xXx

another rant about a facebook post, I'm afraid.

this rant is against the group...and i quote from facebook, "1,000,000 PEOPLE AGAINST CHILD SEX OFFFENDERS AND CHILD PORNOGRAPHY"

EXCUSE ME?!

everyone is against sex abuse. i'm not being funny, but you don't need to join a facebook group to show the world that-its not something controversial like organ donation or giving blood. its something that the vast vast majority of society disagree with. this group makes it like you are trying to guilt trip facebook members to join because if not they must be for paedophiles and sex offenders and child porn? this is the kind of group that in my opinion, is, as my good friend sam put it... "bollocks".

as a matter of fact, most facebook groups are just ridiculous. yes, i love my boyfriend. yes i like waking up to unread texts. i also sleep with my arm under the pillow, would love a slide instead of stairs, and i laugh out loud when i see LOTS of things!!

if you need to join a group to express yourself, then you should quickly thing of a better way. yes, i understand humans like to be in groups and like to find people similar to themselves- but its like everyone wants to be normal, like you set up a facebook group about a supposedly weird quirk of yours that you want to see if anybody else has- well the truth is, humans are amazingly similar in alot of things- so surely we should be celebrating our differences?

an angry one...

I've just been rading a friends facebook status and got really angry. basically, this guy was sayig that AIDs was a creation of God and therefore christianity "sickened him"

please understand a theology or a religion before criticising it. religion has become an easy scapegoat nowadays, something to easily get angry at or to provide a valid reason to be angry.

degrading a religion because you do not understand it does not make you big or clever. it just makes you sound ridiculous. Religion is what it is to people, that I understand and can manifest itself in different ways, and yes some of these ways are wrong. but honestly, until you can understand the reasons behind that religion and why perhaps people chose to follow that religion in a certain way do not judge it. yes, some people may be very fanatic or extremely strict about their religion but can you base your knowledge upon the little that you read in the tabloids?

rant over and i apologise. but it got on my nerves...

thanks x

I'm angry at the world...

...and that doesn't happen very often. 2 fire alarms in two hours, pretty much, between 2 and 4 this morning. thanks very much.

i left my carrier bag with my holland and barretts stuff in superdrug, or the toilet, or on the train,

the hair lady didnt cut my hair how i wanted it=poodle. but i do kinda like it.

and been having some awkward convos recently.

the loveliest day to begin with, spending time in london with mum. was wonderful!! =)

but no. thanks alot, world!

im being too bitter, i suppose. i dont hate the world. im probably just hormonal and tired. which really means i should get some sleep.

night all, and don't lose faith in the world. even if it makes u angry sometimes, its gunna help you out in the long run, right?

much love, im going to sleep now.

unless some other douche sets off the fire alarm!!!

we got kicked out.

Last night, 6 people who hadn't seen eachother it ages met up. Heather,Nay,Dave,Jo,Sam and myself. We go to wetherspoons, and Dave says he'll gets the drinks in. Comes back form the bar

"one of you is going to have to go up because i dont have ID." to cut the long story short....we get asked to leave, because bearded,22 year old dave doesn't have ID.

fantastic!

So we go across the road to another pub. get the drinks in fine, even have a corkys shot each.

then we get asked to leave because JOANNE doesnt have ID. oh dear.

so we wander around the highstreet, needing to pee and needing somewhere warm to sit.

so we go to tescos, and pee.

the relief!! so we buy some munchies in tescos-mainly roasted nuts, nomnomnom, and the go for a wander round the town because its call during the night whilst nobody is there. i mistake some main lighting a ladies cigarette for him proposing and feel silly, and we have a funny conversation about sex.

then we go into macdonalds, and get kicked out of half of macdonalds, and kind of outstay our welcome. woops!!

it was a good night, with good people.

Romeo and Juliet

my little brothers first day back at school since they broke up for christmas and i get a text at lunchtime asking me to "briefly sum up romeo and juliet" so i did:

romeo and juliet's families are at war, and romeo and his friends sneak into a party juliets family is holding, and romeo sees juliet and falls in love with her. They spend some smoochy time om a balcony and decide to get married in secret. Ater they get married juliets cousin tybalt kills romeos friend mercutio and so romeo kills tybalt and is banished by the cool guy called the prince. Juliets dad tells her to marry a guy called paris so juliet pretends to be dead and romeo is told she is really dead-damn the friar-so he buys some poison and goes to her grave/tomb thing and kills himself she wakes up finds him dead and stabs herself and the families decide the deaths have to stop and make up. the end 

here's hoping his English teacher agrees with me. I suppose it was a better naswer than 

"Romeo and Juliet

On a balcony they met,

Said Romeo to Juliet

You're the ugliest bird I've ever met"

who came up with that anyway?

xXx