I really do miss you, honestly.
But unfortunately, I have been kidnapped by that evil fiend, Uni Work.
I know what you're thinking, Bed. "Oh no, Not him again!"
But I must pay a 4,000 word ransom before I am set free,
and seeing as you, bed, cannot write, it falls to me to deliver myself.
All I ask is that you wait for me to return to you.
Lots of Love
Claire
xxx
